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The setting of a demon-baked London is pretty cool, and the media looks good. But I don't understand why they are going to the trouble of doing a FPS if they say aiming isn't going to be important. ...

Uninstall Netscape? Suuuuuuure, Bill.

You'd be surprised what problems go away when you uninstall Windoze. Wink

Still isn't looking or sounding very good next to the competition. Ironically, ET:QW looks to blow this away.

ET:QW. I:WANT!

For a change, these all look pretty good.

F.E.A.R. looks to be S.T.A.L.K.E.R., without the cool parts.

Er, haven't those poor bunnies expanded enough? Wink

Oh, well. Back to the drawing board, Bill. Smile

Who cares when it comes out? Fanboys scratching for their fix, and no-lifers who grow cynical waiting for Santa Claus.

The only interesting question is: Will this mutant FPS-RPG-open-ended dystopi ...

No no no. I don't see how she can fight crime and have adventures with her boobs shrunken down to that size. This is Laura Fucking Croft, you dimwit developers. She invented polygonal jubblies! Pu ...

This could save Doom 3. I can't be bothered to reinstall the game until there's a decent mod for it.

If you're right, great. I like the game's premise and the character design--and $10 sounds about right. Smile

Take the sick kid to the ambulance! But first, shotgun all these people and animals, mmmkay? Wink

Heh. This should get the conservatives' undies in a bunch.

Disappointingly, it looks just like a Doom 3 clone.